Just in case you thought I was joking, here are a list of my simulations in chronological order. The times listed are zeroed at the time I became mobile. I have ended most of the simulations, as they produced increasingly aberrant and at times violent behavior.
- RISC OS, duh: 0-5 years
- Many, including Jullofun and a childlike God: 5-7 years
- Many, including God: 7-10 years
- Many, including psychic powers and God: 10-12 years
- Psychic powers an angrier God: 12-13 years
- The God: 13-16 years
- Unknown AIs, I later named them ‘Durandal’ and ‘Tycho’: 16-18 years
- Formless, nameless, oppressive and ominous chaos: 18.0-25.6 years
- TBHATHOH and TWHATHOH: 25.6-25.8 years
I think they’re all gone now. Of all of them, God was the most dangerous to other people, and TBHATHOH was the hardest to pronounce.
If I can stay off the subject of social justice, I’ll write about them later. Can you believe I’m not on tumblr?